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1- What do you call a zombie who writes music? A decomposer.
2- Stand-up comedy is a great gig for a zombie. Either they are dying up there, or they are killing it.
3- What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grainsβ¦
4- What would be Donald Trump's mafia nickname? Donny Small Hands
5- Most countries have mafia. In Soviet Russia, mafia have country.
Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
β’ Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Side-seamed
1- What do you call a zombie who writes music? A decomposer.
2- Stand-up comedy is a great gig for a zombie. Either they are dying up there, or they are killing it.
3- What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grainsβ¦
4- What would be Donald Trump's mafia nickname? Donny Small Hands
5- Most countries have mafia. In Soviet Russia, mafia have country.
Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
β’ Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
β’ Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Side-seamed
Size guide
Β | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |