The Zombie Mafia Man 🧟

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1- What do you call a zombie who writes music? A decomposer.

2- Stand-up comedy is a great gig for a zombie. Either they are dying up there, or they are killing it.

3- What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grains…

4- What would be Donald Trump's mafia nickname? Donny Small Hands

5- Most countries have mafia. In Soviet Russia, mafia have country.

Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

β€’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β€’ Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
β€’ Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
β€’ Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
β€’ Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
β€’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
β€’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β€’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β€’ Side-seamed

Size guide

Β  S M L XL 2XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26